Difference between revisions of "Rag Mag Jokes"
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Revision as of 00:09, 23 January 2015
Q: What's green and wears boots? A: Grass. I lied about the boots.
Q: What's black and white and can't turn around in corridors?
Q: What do you call a man with a spade on his head?
Q: What do you call a man without a spade on his head?
Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the sea?
Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves?
Q: What's the height of pain?
Q: What's the height of cheek?
Q: What's the height of cheek?
Q: What do you call a man with a bird of prey on each shoulder doing the cleaning at night?
Q: What's red, sits in the corner and cries?
Q: What's black and white and re(a)d all over?
Q: What does a spastic make in metalwork?
Q: What do you call a leper in a bath?
Q: How do you stop a <insert ethnic minority here!> from drowning?
